I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    (via idkhumor)

  1. can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

    (via unpopuler)

  2. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via selfdiagn0sis)

  3. tuggey-narvaez:

    so this just happened

    (via sorry)

  4. kaliforhnia:

    when you’re in public and bae sexts you

    (via pizzota)

  5. hqlines:

    Find more posts here!


  6. its exactly what it looks like. -





    nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this


    ….this is….oddly….good??????????????

    i’ve been waiting for this

    (via spoopyisagirlsbestfriend)

  7. breathe if im your favorite blog

    thank you

    do a triple backflip if I’m not

    (Source: angelanthem, via ugly)

  8. "How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ‘em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give ‘em."

    Shel Silverstein (via kushandwizdom)
  9. lordbape:

    There are actual Black people that live their entire lives and don’t say the n-word. Why do non-Black people feel like they, of all people, “need” to lmao? Just to hurt Black people, it is so obvious. They’d rather argue about why they should be able to for 10 years than take 10 seconds to have a heart and realize that it’s not theirs and it hurts when they use it. You are honestly worthless to me if you’re not Black and you use it like.. that’s that, get through it.

    (via heteroh)

  10. sorry:

    I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

    (Source: sorry, via unpopuler)

  11. happynervosa:

    I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

    (via userbar)

  12. merelei:


    Showing my favourite movie to my friends

    This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

    (via idkhumor)

  13. deersatan:

    accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback


    (Source: asterkid, via uhmeliamay)

    (Source: sizvideos, via ugly)