1. humansinthesky:

    talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

    (via moistbottom)

  2. m0rphlne:

    dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.

    (via gnarly)

  3. octobra:

    sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via pizza)

  4. pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    (Source: sexhaustion, via gnarly)

  5. headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

    theorgyorganizer:

    fuck education who wants to start a band

    your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

    (via moistbottom)

  6. landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh

    (via ahoyfromthetardis)

  7. lmaoblogger:

    "I wonder what I should do today"

    image

    (via pizza)

  8. tatteredsanity:

    submitted by anonymous

    (via oliwillbethedeathofme)

  9. (Source: pleatedjeans, via gnarly)

  10. bullied:

    too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

    (Source: bullied, via moistbottom)

  11. therealmechromancer:

    ultrafacts:

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    I WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY TO SEE THAT

    (via definitionofnormalcy)

  12. potatoandotherwise:

    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

    (via pizza)

  13. oomshi:

    as soon as I see a cute celebrity I google their height I have to make sure this relationship will work

  14. missmollypond:

    GUYS GUYS GUYS

    GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

    SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

    WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

    (via definitionofnormalcy)