1. googlebus:

    remember when they killed Brian on family guy and people got tattoos that said “rip brian” and then they brought him back like a week later. Remember when people got family guy tattoos. Those were the best days of my life

    (via justdontwordshurt)

  2. lettingithappen:

    Guardians of 4:20

    (via bootyisagirlsbestfriend)

  3. snoia:

    i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

    (via unpopuler)

  4. letmecatchmybreath:

    Follow for more love and intimacy HERE

    (via letmecatchmybreath)

  5. (Source: weheartit.com, via kushandwizdom)

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  7. sebastiandebeste:

    *hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

    (via userbar)

  8. bublewrap:

    burningbrigids:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

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    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

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    what the hell is going on

    imagine how is touch the suck

    imagine how is suck the sky

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via asvprock)

    jemerson15:

    scenicroutes:

    [sighs deeply]

    Whenever I see this, I read it as that person just said “I don’t consider myself someone who believes that men & women should be socially, economically, & politically equal” and I pause.  Realize that can’t possibly be what the person meant, and wonder how it is we get back to a world where people don’t associate feminism with hating men.  Thankfully for every ill-informed celebrity, there is one who gets it and is doing her part, so I’ll just leave this little Emma Watson speared UN effort here and maybe that’ll help: http://www.heforshe.org/ 

    (via bootyisagirlsbestfriend)

  9. shubbabang:

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    Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

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  10. chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    (via definitionofnormalcy)

  11. ledzeppelinhair:

    Rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
    like
    have you ever listened to classic rock

    (via bootyisagirlsbestfriend)